Sirius Black (playful_padfoot) wrote,
Sirius Black
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I AM A BLOODY GENIUS.

That is all.

Did I mention I was a genius?

You all should worship me...really.
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uh how about... no
Oh but Evans, you don't know what you're missing.
I prefer to keep it that way.

What you do anyways?
You're missing out.

Sorry, I don't share with the unappreciative.
That is TERRIFYING. What have you done?
Oh, nothing for you to get your lovely knickers in a twist about.
Well now, you can't go around looking so pleased with yourself without filling me in a little, can you?
Oh, how silly of me to leave my best mate out of the juicy details.

I, amazing model of sexy wizardom that I am, have created something new that everyone is going to want. And I shall share with you as soon as we're not in class and around other people.
Oh, you can't just leave me all suspenseful like that! Come on, let's lose the hordes for a moment. Now what is it?
"Alright, alright." Sirius pulled something out of his pocket and handed it to James. It was a small box with a lid. "Open it, mate." He said with a grin.
James opened the box with some trepidation. He frowned. "I can't see under this light - what the hell is it?"
"What the hells is it..." Sirius muttered shaking his head. "This my friend, is the ultimate way of getting out of class, legitimately." He reached into the box and pulled out what looked like an odd shaped box. "It causes you to break out into one of the nastiest looking case of boils I've ever charmed up in my life. Yet...one flick of the wand once you're out of sight and they're gone."
"Really?" James grinned wickedly. "I can't possibly condone this for any rule-breaking activity, you understand. But I would love to see a demonstration , if you'd be so kind?"
"Our next class is quite skippable. How convenient." Sirius grinned wickedly. "A demonstartion you shall get." Sirius put his new creation back into his pocket and headed toward their class.
"Excellent." James readjusted his bag and strolled into Arithmancy.
Sirius followed behind as they took their usual seats in the class. Sirius would wait until class got underway a little before he took our his weapon.
James adopted his best innocent and studious expression, listening intently to everything the Professor had to say about cartographical equations.
"Here goes..." Sirius whispered a little into class and pulled his little box from his pocket. He pressed the box against the side of his neck and heard the satisfying sound of the charms going to work. He managed it so the boils slowly began to appear, rather than all of a sudden appear at once, a problem they'd had in the past.
James glanced over and struggled to suppress a laugh. After a suitable amount of time had passed he raised his hand.

"Excuse me, Professor? Sirius here appears to have got rather ill, as you can see. Might I suggest I take him to the hospital wing?"
Sirius put on his best feeling miserable look, a perfected one of course, as the professor looked at him. When he agreed to let them go, Sirius tried not to look too happy.
"We'll get him patched in no time, never fear!" James declared as they walked out. James dashed down the corridor and collapsed against a wall, laughing madly. "You look revolting!"
Sirius smirked and pulled his wand out of his bag. "I know. Isn't it beautiful? Now here's the best part." Sirius tapped his face with the end of his wand and in the blink of an eye...all the boils were gone.
"What a shame they don't do NEWTs in these..." James sighed wistfully. "Truly a masterpiece, you've quite outdone yourself!"
"I'd get perfect scores on them all." Sirius laughed and put his wand back. "Well, we know I'll do billiantly in charms, that's for sure. Come on, let's take advantage of our time off..."
"Yeah, knew there was a reason we're so great at Charms - look at all the practice we've had over the years! And yes, we do have some time to kill, don't we? What would you suggest, oh master prankster?"

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